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Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Thanks for Distractions

In the spirit of Thanksgiving, we can all be thankful for the distractions offered by office internet connections.

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A little history lesson about Alexander Hamilton

History taught as a series of spirit-crushing dates and names should be unlawful. History is vibrant and exciting and the stories of real people with fascinating lives.

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Friday, August 08, 2008

Quote of the day

And the quote of the day is ...

"Great. Humanitarian tanks."

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The Funniest Sketch Ever on Television

Ladies and Gentlemen, lest we forget the genius that was the cast of the Carol Burnett show.



I remember seeing this sketch outtake on a "Best of ..." episode of the show as a child. I nearly passed out, laughing so hard, unable to breathe.

Some days we just need a laugh more than others.

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Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Minnesotans for Global Warming

It's a cause we can all get behind, don't you agree?

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Monday, January 07, 2008

Amazon's DRM-free music

Amazon has, for the last few months, been offering DRM-free music downloads. That means that a song or album that you buy from them comes in a standard MP3 format, not some proprietary, locked format that only plays on specific hardware. This is important to me because (1) I use my Treo phone as my music player and it only plays MP3s, (2) I like music and listen to it often, and (3) I have a conscience that won't allow me to download illicit MP3s. That means that I was left to purchasing actual CDs and ripping songs (which, despite RIAA arguments to the contrary, is still legal).

The biggest problem with Amazon's music was it's extremely limited selection. That's all changed now that Warner has added their library to the mix. They now have music that I would pay - and have paid - 99 cents for.

Therefore, as a public service, I present for you a few easy listening pieces from my current playlist. The list to the right was specifically created to put you into a productive mood whether it be working, studying, or driving down a deserted highway at night with the windows open.

The Amazon solution isn't perfect yet. There are no tracks by Rage Against the Machine or (surprise!) Metallica. You'll just have to make do with the few hundred other options available now.

Happy listening!


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Thursday, January 03, 2008

A childhood well spent

Take the Sci fi sounds quizI received 71 credits on
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How much of a Sci-Fi geek are you?
Take the Sci-Fi Movie Quiz powershot s5

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Monday, December 17, 2007

Seriously, why aren't you reading XKCD every day?

OK. Here's a sample. But that's all you're going to get on this site. You must click below and read daily. People this funny and intelligent must be supported.

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Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Geektastic Links for Thanksgiving

Couldn't resist sharing for the holidays. Happy Turkey Day everyone!

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Friday, November 09, 2007

I gotta make me one of these

I'm usually not one to pass along links, but how can I pass up a Blu-ray Star Trek phaser? This, I may have to make.



I had a Star Trek phaser as a kid. Mine made cool "phaser" noises when you pulled the trigger (and you could put shape filters on the front to project an Enterprise or other shapes on the walls - but that's not really relevant). It was the weapon of choice in the neighborhood war games because your couldn't call "missed me" when the light was shining on your chest. Plus, you didn't have to keep yelling "bang" due to the nifty phaser noises.

Wouldn't it be cool if this one made those noises? I wouldn't recommend it for war games though. You'll put your eye out.

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Tuesday, August 14, 2007

King on Rowling

Stephen King writes on the subject of J. K. Rowling. As usual, King again proves to be much smarter than his critics give him credit for.

I would sacrifice Rowling's riches to be able to write even something as small as a review like King.

(OK, maybe not. It would be a tough call.)

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Friday, July 27, 2007

Please do not send any more links to online games

First it seemed kind of silly. Then I lost the game the first time and it became a challenge. Now I've managed to lose several otherwise productive hours.



Beat that!

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Thursday, August 17, 2006

Headline of the Day

Honestly, you can't make something like this up.

Lawyers want to dig for gold at home of spammer's parents

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Thursday, August 10, 2006

Life imitates Merrie Melodies

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A plague of cats


Research has shown that women who are infected with [cats] tend to be more warm, outgoing and attentive to others, while infected men tend to be less intelligent and probably a bit boring. But both men and women who are infected are more prone to feeling guilty and insecure.


Did they really need research dollars to prove that? Just read a "Garfield" comic ... or spend some time with a few boring male cat owners.

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Monday, August 07, 2006

A Humble Suggestion for the Legal Team at Rogers Communications

This is a very interesting and quite helpful book. For $2.13million, you can buy roughly 160,000 copies (plus shipping).

See "Where did that come from" below for more details.

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Monday, July 31, 2006

Distractions: The Video Edition


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Thursday, September 22, 2005

Your Latest Banana News from Popular Science

Yes! We have no bananas!

Forecasting the impending doom of America's favorite breakfast fruit and smoothie ingredient.

The blog is not expected to be impacted.

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Thursday, September 08, 2005

Distractions



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Friday, August 12, 2005

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Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Who was Rebecca L. Felton?

A fascinating woman. Rebecca L. Felton was, among other things
Listen to her (and see her) in her own words *here* describing growing up in a time most of us can barely imagine.

“A Senator of the U.S., a woman, is still a sort of political joke with our masculine leaders in party politics. . .But the trail has been blazed! The road is apparently rough—maybe rocky—but the trail has been located. It is an established fact. While it is also a romantic adventure, it will ever remain an historical precedent—never to be erased.”
– Rebecca Felton, Nov. 7, 1922


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Thursday, July 28, 2005

Foreign looking?

Some good advice for riding the London Underground.

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Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Distractions



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Wednesday, July 20, 2005

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Friday, July 15, 2005

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Tuesday, July 12, 2005

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Monday, July 11, 2005

The Lego Church


It features a balcony, a narthex, stairs to the balcony, restrooms, coat rooms, several mosaics, a nave, a baptistry, an altar, a crucifix, a pulpit and an elaborate pipe organ.

How long to build it? It was about a year and a half of planning, building and photographing.
How many pieces of LEGO to build it? more than 75,000
How big is it? About 7 feet by 5 1/2 feet by 30 inches (2.2 m x 1.7 m x .76 m)
How many LEGO people does it seat? 1372
How many windows? 3976

And it's dedicated to a cat. Sometimes these things write themselves.

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Friday, July 08, 2005

Vision of the future of blogging/bloggers

Coined the term "weblog". Never made a dime.

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Tuesday, June 21, 2005

The Rodent Revolution Begins

The first step is to knock out communications.

Rats in New Zealand.
Squirrels in England.
Badgers in Sweden.
Squirrels in New York City (scroll down a bit).

Then, they'll come after the power grid.

Squirrels pretty much everywhere.



The President Placates the Leader of our Future Overlords.


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Wednesday, June 08, 2005

The first plague

It's raining frogs!

I think water to blood is next, followed by boils, leeches, and Regis Philbin. Or something like that.

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Thursday, June 02, 2005

Sawyer, Sawyer, Locke


Don't click. It will stick in your head! Ahhhh! Get it out! Get it out!


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Monday, May 09, 2005

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Saturday, April 02, 2005

So long Karol

No matter your religious beliefs or lack thereof, you have to be awed by what this man accomplished in his lifetime.

We're sad for ourselves, not for you. Please take care of Terry while you're up there.

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Friday, April 01, 2005

A Safer Intern


Oh, the comedic possibilities when the terms "intern" and "fingerprint" appear in the same headline. How many in Washington do you think have signed up for the alliance already?

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Wednesday, March 30, 2005

PC EZ-Bake Oven

My old (very old) computer is on its last legs, and I recently ordered a nice, shiny, new Dell. It has everything I need - or so I thought until I ran across this link in GMSV.

(While you're there, take a look at some of the other cool stuff you can use to customize your PC. If only I had the time and the spare change. Ahh, geek reminiscence.)

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Saturday, March 26, 2005

Dennis Rogers takes on Hogzilla

Growing up, I wanted to write just like Raleigh News and Observer columnist Dennis Rogers. I read all of his columns and bought all of his books. What a delight to read a typically entertaining column from him in the paper this morning during our Easter visit to North Carolina.

Take a minute to enjoy a North Carolina original.

What a Waste of Pig by Dennis Rogers


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Thursday, March 24, 2005

Baller Bits

I get a daily email from Jim Baller of the Baller-Herbst Law Group. He is an advocate for municipal broadband (fast internet access put in by small towns - usually where the big guys don't typically provide much competition). It's always an interesting read, and I highly recommend signing up for it if you're in the business. Here are some tidbits from today's missive - with editorial additions by yours truly.


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Wednesday, March 23, 2005

Happy Easter


Turn up the speakers and click.


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Hilarious Fellowship/Farenheit Mashup

This one's been around for a while, but it bears repeating for those who haven't seen it. Michael Moore investigates the vast elf-driven conspiracy around the illegal war with Mordor. You can't download it - you have to watch it on iFilm - but it's worth the wait.

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Friday, March 18, 2005

Freebird!

The mystery explained. I've even called for this during a church choir performance.
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Tuesday, March 15, 2005

Star Wars Episode III Will Have Trouble Topping This

Sure, we'll all go see the next (and final) Star Wars movie, regardless of how badly it turns out. It's required, especially of those of us old enough (barely) to remember how groundbreaking the first Star Wars movie was. Even the overwhelming disapointment of the last two Star Wars movies can't keep us from plunking down our money to see how it all comes together in the final episode.

However, I am willing to bet that George Lucas's Episode III (Revenge of the Sith or some such) won't hold a candle to this milk-from-your-nose-funny spoof trailer for Sequential Pictures' Episode III (A Lost Hope).

I keep a copy on my computer now, and use it as a respite from the interminable meeting blahs.

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Thursday, March 10, 2005

Watch it Shred

For some reason, I found myself watching nearly every one of these shredding demonstrations.
Cool! Car batteries! Man, watch those computers shred! Ooooh, A washing machine!

I suspect it's a guy thing.

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Friday, February 25, 2005

Saturn, Up Close and Personal


As one who got up early to watch the first space shuttle launch, had a room with the solar system on the ceiling, and saved all of the magazines with the photos from the Mars lander, this is really, really cool.

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Thursday, February 24, 2005

Tennis with a View

No, it's not photoshopped. Take a look at the photos at the link. Acrophobics need not apply.

Potential captions include:
  • So, where do the out of bounds balls end up?
  • We lose more ball boys that way.
  • And Andre leaps, makes and amazing backhand, and .... oh, my.
  • No, you go get it.


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Thursday, February 10, 2005

Great Moments in Polltaking

Quote at the bottom of this article on the overblown announcement about UK royalty:

Thirty-eight percent said they did not care and the rest had no opinion.


You have to wonder about those who did not care, yet had an opinion. Or is this a nice way of saying

Thirty-eight percent said that they did not care, and the rest told us to "bugger off".


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