July 21, 2006
- Like the Mac/PC adds? Move along. Despise them, click on these
- For the Sci-Fi lover ... and the Sci-Fi despiser
- Some Japanese culture for your enjoyment
July 26, 2005
- Very Cool! Find out where the cell towers are near you. (Now I know why there's terrible reception at my house.)
- Chimp vs. Gorilla. Who did you think would win?
- Don't eat at the "101 Dalmations" pavillion for the first few weeks.
- Remember the DJ who tried to pile drive Manhattan by getting everyone to jump? Same deal, bigger scale.
- Burnouts help beautify Salt Lake City.
- Grow your own kudzu.
- Randomly generate a Computer Science paper. Submit it to a conference. Guess what happens next.
- 40 goats + 20 cows = Chelsea Clinton?
- Great minds think alike. Or maybe there just are no more original ideas.
- The Coca-Cola tux. When simply shilling for Nike just isn't cool enough for you.
- How long can you keep your cursor safe?
- The new Wilkinsons search tool. Watch out Google!
- Is it a refreshing summer beverage or a deadly poison?
- Some in Russia are praising the murder of the country's leading spammer. Can't advocate it, but can understand it.
- Fascinating analysis on the motivation of terrorists. Favorite quote, "As a branch of sociopaths, terrorist leaders possess their own deformed cravings for fame, which makes them particularly susceptible to the false realities projected by celebrities."
July 20, 2005
- You didn't fail, you "delayed success". Try that in a real job.
- And you thought firemen didn't bring their work home with them.
- A video game modification based on a movie based on a Broadway play.
- A bad music video of a bad song which is not improved upon by being performed on appliances.
- What to do when your landing gear won't lock? Get some friends in a speeding truck and a long pole ... and pray. An amazing story.
- Co-dependent plush toys. Buy one for the passive aggressive in your life. (Best quote, "Needies always know when other Needies are getting touch!")
- "If eBay employed the 430,000 people who earn an income selling on its site, it would be the nation's No. 2 private employer, behind Wal-Mart."
- It's not just you. Famous people look like dorks in their old photos, too.
- You will not believe the talent this artist displays in these enormous murals. Truly incredible.
- Is a motorcycle made out of chainsaws such a good idea? Just starting my one chainsaw takes forever, getting 12 started in the morning just to get to work sounds painful
July 15, 2005
- The All-New Sesame Street. Someone's going to hell for this one.
- Spray on Mud - to look like an off-roader when your SUV's never left the blacktop. Sold to the same folks who put those fake bullet holes on their pickups.
- Kitty Litter Cake. Serve it to those you love.
- Bloody Chainsaw playstation controller. I wonder if it works with the Strawberry Shortcake games my kids play?
- Finally! I can watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer while the wife watches Sex and the City. A real marriage saver.
- They get some wild clouds in Nebraska. Amazing.
- 40 things that only happen in movies. According to #39 I would have been invited to parties as a teenager had I only lived in a movie.
- With Photoshop, "surf and turf" takes on a whole new meaning.
July 12, 2005
- The Redneck Scrapbook. The hands-free phone is a nice touch.
- On-line bubble wrap. A fine use of the internet.
- Lending credibility to the "science" of astrology and palm readers worldwide, astrologer sues NASA
- Disguise your doberman as a poodle. Lowers his self-esteem while allaying neighbors' irrational fears.
- A lost Seuss classic - Gerald McBoingBoing.
- Learn to dance like Napoleon. You know you want to.
- The iPod Flea. I like the Flea Collar concept.
May 9, 2005
- Omnificent English Dictionary In Limerick Form
- A touching tribute to the Native American lifestyle (70s style)
- Bacon strip bandages: medical miracle or cruel doggy torture?
- How lightsabres work
- Time travelers - the party's at 42:21:36.025 degrees north, 71:05:16.332 degrees west
- The age-old question: How much is inside?
- No life? Limited social skills? Here's a group that will accept you - as long as you're dressed as a Wookie
- Dogs and cats, lying together
- British Kung Fu
- If the movie and song didn't do it, this certainly completes the trivialization of the Titanic disaster
- How to survive a zombie attack
- A ninja pays half my rent (wait for it
April 1, 2005
- Cell phone entrpreneurship in Afganistan.
- It's amazing the things that people will confess anonymously and publicly.
- Jihad: The Musical. Because there are very few things that cannot be made more horrific by the addition of overwrought solos and jazz hands.
- The world's ugliest car has been retored. No one is exactly sure why.
- Convert all those old VHS and Hi-8 tapes to DVDs. Then, in a few years, convert them again to the next format. (PS, buy me one anyway.)
- Revolutionary War history comes to life in Vermont. They built a bridge by lugging the supports onto the ice then sinking them. Brilliant.
- The Dark Side is corrupting our children through their toys and candy.
- Who exactly is Stanley Bing?
- Transparent computer screens. Well, not really - just something computer geeks do in their spare time to freak out onlookers.
- What do those warning signs really mean? Well, they don't mean this.
- The solar death ray. Really. I suggest melting a few of these.
- A $100 potato chip. Some people are clever, others aren't very bright. Some people are sellers, others are buyers. Same people in both cases this time.
- Claim it's for weight loss, and you can sell just about anything.
- Never, never, never pass out around college roomates.
- Japanese technology companies try out all sorts of odd ideas in the markets of Akihabara.
- Spam love.
- Lego-based Batman movie. Still superior to the George Clooney version.