Distractions

• Very Cool! Find out where the cell towers are near you. (Now I know why there's terrible reception at my house.)
• Chimp vs. Gorilla. Who did you think would win?
• Don't eat at the "101 Dalmations" pavillion for the first few weeks.
• Remember the DJ who tried to pile drive Manhattan by getting everyone to jump? Same deal, bigger scale.
• Burnouts help beautify Salt Lake City.
• Grow your own kudzu.
• Randomly generate a Computer Science paper. Submit it to a conference. Guess what happens next.
• 40 goats + 20 cows = Chelsea Clinton?
• Great minds think alike. Or maybe there just are no more original ideas.
• The Coca-Cola tux. When simply shilling for Nike just isn't cool enough for you.
• How long can you keep your cursor safe?
• The new Wilkinsons search tool. Watch out Google!
• Is it a refreshing summer beverage or a deadly poison?
• Some in Russia are praising the murder of the country's leading spammer. Can't advocate it, but can understand it.
• Fascinating analysis on the motivation of terrorists. Favorite quote, "As a branch of sociopaths, terrorist leaders possess their own deformed cravings for fame, which makes them particularly susceptible to the false realities projected by celebrities."
  

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